I'm Guro-Chan. I'll be your guide.
What are you here for?
Frequently asked questions.
Q: Why is your name Guro-Chan?
A: It is the name the head doctor gave me. You are undeserving to know my real name.
Q: Whats your status in the hospital?
A: I'm one of the two helpers for LOVE-DOCTOR. LOVE-DOCTOR specialises in [REDACTED].
Q: Who's the other helper?
A: Desire-Chan.
Q: If your so low status, why were you assigned to make this website?
A: Because the head doctor likes to torment me.
Q: What are you?
A: I'm a cat. More specifically, a bombay cat.
Q: How did you become an assistant?
A: I frequented this hospital a lot. LOVE-DOCTOR noticed it and I became her assistant. Legally, this isn't a job, I was never registered but it doesn't matter.